What Do You Need?

A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home.

The first child announced, "A computer."

The teacher replied, "That would be very useful."

The second student said, "A new lawn mower" and gets a similar response.

Little Johnny pops up and said, "At my house we don't need nothin."

The teacher asked him to think again carefully as everybody needs something.

Little Johnny replied, "Nope … I'm sure. Last night at dinner my sister said that she was pregnant and I remember my daddy said, ‘Well, that's the last damned thing we needed.’”