When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a
girlfriend with big tits.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there
was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too
emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried
all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a
girl with stability.
When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was
boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about
anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a
girl with some excitement.
When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't
keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on
anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as
happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but
directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her
feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so
ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl
with big tits.
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