A very wise, retired fellow in Florida submitted the
following:
FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE
1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.
FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE
1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the ass-hole's name.
3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will
remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to
shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then
neither does milk.
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