Confucius Said...

You know there are hundreds of ‘Confucius Said’ jokes. You’ve been hearing them since you were a child. Today we bring you a few more that carry the title, “What CONFUCIUS Nearly Said.”


Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient.


Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.


Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.


Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.


Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.


Man who fight with wife all day get no peace at night.


It takes many nails to build a crib but only one screw to fill it.


Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.


Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.


Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.