A senior citizens' group chartered a bus to go from Charlotte, NC to Branson, MO. As they entered Missouri, an elderly woman came up to the driver and said, "I've just been molested!"
The driver felt that she had fallen asleep and had a dream. So he tells her to go back to her seat, and sit down.
A short time later, another old woman came forward and claimed that she was just molested. The driver thought he had a bus load of old wackos because who would be pestering those old babes?
About 10 minutes later, a third old lady came to the front of the bus saying that she'd been molested too.
The bus driver decided that he'd had enough, and pulled into the first rest area. When he turned the lights on and stood up, he spotted an old geezer on his hands and knees crawling in the aisles.
"Hey Gramps, what the hell are you doing down there?" asked the bus driver.
"I lost my toupee,” the old guy whined. “I thought I found it three times, but every time I try to grab it... it runs away!"
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