August 30, 2018

The "F" Word




In DESCENDING order we give you the acceptable times to have used The 'F' Word:
 
11.  "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?"

           ~ Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912.
 
10.  "What the @#$% was that?"
 
           ~ Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
 
9.  "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"

           ~ George Custer, 1877
 
8.  "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."

           ~ Albert Einstein, 1938.
 
7.  "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"

           ~ Picasso, 1926
 
6.  "How the @#$% did you work that out?"

           ~ Pythagoras, 126 BC.
 
5.  "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
 
           ~ Michelangelo, 1566.
 
4.  "Where the @#$% are we?"
 
           ~ Amelia Earhart, 1937
 
3.  "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
 
          ~ Noah, 4314 BC
 
2.  "Aw, come on Monica. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
           ~ Bill Clinton, 1998
 
And The Best Use of The 'F' Word Is…
 
1.  "There is no @#$%ing way Trump will ever become President"
 
           ~ Hillary Clinton, 2016
 

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