November 30, 2018

Meanwhile in Washington DC





Nancy Pelosi, Diane Feinstein, and Alexandria Ocasio Cortez go into a bar.

Nancy tells the barkeeper, "I'll have a B and C."

Alexandria whispers, "What's a B and C?"

"That's a bourbon and Coke," Pelosi answers.

Then Feinstein orders, "I'll have a G and T."

Ocasio Cortez again whispers, "What's a G and T?"

"A gin and tonic," Diane replies. 

Cortez wants to seem like she's one of the guys so she tells the barkeeper, "I'll have a 15." 

Now it's the bartender's turn to ask, "What's a 15?"

Cortez says, "A 7 and 7."




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