Now that I'm older here's what I've discovered…
1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and all-bran.
3. I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart.
4. If all is not lost, where is it?
5. Some days, you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.
6. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.
7. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he'd have put them on my knees.
1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and all-bran.
3. I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart.
4. If all is not lost, where is it?
5. Some days, you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.
6. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.
7. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he'd have put them on my knees.
8. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the
depth.
9. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the
hereafter: I go somewhere to get something, and then wonder what I'm hereafter.
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