The mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to find her
son-in-law, Paddy, in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase.
“What happened,
Paddy?” she asked anxiously.
“What happened?
I’ll tell you what happened! I sent an email to my wife telling her I was
coming home from my fishing trip today. So, when I get home. Can you be
guessin’ what I found? Your daughter, my wife, Jean, naked with Joe Murphy in
our marital bed! This is just unforgivable!”
“This is the end
of our marriage. I’m done. I’m leaving forever!” Paddy fumed.
“Aw now, calm
down, Paddy,” the mother-in-law insisted. “There is something very odd going on
here. Jean would never do such a thing. There must be a very simple explanation
for this. Now then, you just let me go speak to Jean, and I’ll find out what
happened.”
Moments later,
the mother-in-law came back wearing a big smile.
“There now,
Paddy,” she said. “I told you it would be a simple explanation, and it is. Jean
never got your email!
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