An Irishman, a
Mexican, and a Redneck were doing construction work on the scaffolding of a
tall building. They were eating
lunch and the Irishman said,
“Corned beef and
cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I’m going to
jump off this building.”
The Mexican
opened his lunch box and exclaimed, “Burritos again! If I get burritos one more
time, I’m going to jump off too.”
The Redneck
opened his lunch and said, “Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more
time, I’m jumping too.”
The next day the
Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbage, and jumps to his
death.
The Mexican opens
his lunch, sees a burrito, and jumps too.
The Redneck opens
his lunch, sees the bologna and jumps to his death as well.
At the funeral,
the Irishman’s wife is weeping. She
says, “If I’d known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never
would have given it to him again!”
The Mexican’s
wife also weeps and says, “I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn’t
realize he hated burritos so much.”
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