Conjoined
twins walk into a bar in Calgary and park themselves on a bar stool. One
of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; we're joined at the hip.
I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please."
The
bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation
while pouring the beers. "Been on vacation yet, fellas?"
"Off
to England next month," says John. "We go to England every year, rent
a car, and drive for miles and miles, don't we, Jim?"
Jim nods.
"Ah, England!" says the bartender. "Wonderful country -- the history, the culture, and especially the beer"
"Nah,
we don't like that British warm beer," says John. "Hamburgers and
Molson's cold beer, that's for us, eh Jim? And we don’t especially like
the English people, they're a bit arrogant and rude."
"So why keep going to England?" asks the bartender.
"Gives Jim a chance to drive" John replies.
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