Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer
wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to
get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question.
St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship
that crashed into the iceberg? The people in Hollywood made a movie about
it."
The teacher answered quickly, "That would be the Titanic."
St. Peter let him through the gate.
St. Peter turned to the garbage man and, figuring Heaven didn't really need all
the odors that this guy would bring with him, decided to make the question a
little more challenging. "How many people died on that ship?" he
asked.
Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie and answered,
"1,228."
"That's right! You may enter."
Finally, St. Peter turned to the lawyer and said, "Name them."
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