Here's The Reason

 

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.

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Well, there's a very simple answer.

Nobody bothered to check the oil.

We just didn't know we were getting low.

The reason for that is purely geographical.

Our OIL is located in: 

Alaska

California

Coastal Florida 

Coastal Louisiana 

Coastal Alabama 

Coastal Mississippi 

Coastal Texas 

North Dakota 

Wyoming 

Colorado 

Kansas

Oklahoma 

Pennsylvania 

And Texas

Our dipstick is located in the White House!