Dad, are we pyromaniacs?
Yes, we arson.
She was only a moonshiner's daughter,
but I miss her still.
What do you call a pig with laryngitis?
Disgruntled.
Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?
Swarm.
Just so everyone is clear,
I’m going to put my glasses on.
I lost my job as a stage designer.
I left without making a scene.
Never buy flowers from a monk.
Only you can prevent florist friars.
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