An elderly man just nudges the rear end of an expensive
sports car.
Enraged, the driver hops out of his car and confronts the
old man. “Look what you did to my car” he yells. “You’re gonna give me $10,000 right
now or I’m gonna beat you to a bloody pulp!”
“Oh my” says the old man, “I don’t have that kind of money.
Let me call my son. He trains dolphins and he’ll know what to do.”
“Dolphins?” the other driver huffs, while rolling his eyes. “That’ll
be a big help.”
The old man pulls out his phone, dials his son. But just as
the son answers, the irate man snatches the phone away from the old man.
"So, you’re a dolphin trainer, huh? Well, your old man
here just rear-ended my car and I need ten grand right now or I’m gonna beat
you AND your old man to a bloody pulp."
"I’ll be there in 10 minutes,” says the voice calmly on
the other end.
Exactly ten minutes later a jeep pulls up and a guy hops out
and proceeds to pulverize the bully, leaving him in a bloody heap on the side
of the road.
When he’s finished, he walks over to his father and says, “For
the LAST TIME dad. I train SEALS. NAVY SEALS…. NOT dolphins.”
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