An alien scout ship from the star system Alpha Proxima arrives on earth to search for intelligent life. Not wanting to draw attention to themselves they decide to begin their specimen search at sea.
A safe distance from the shores of New England they find a promising specimen: a male biped in a rowboat somewhere off the shore of New England.
But, to their disappointment, all he can say is, "God Bless America!"
Not knowing what do make of this they strap him to their examination table for a series of tests. They knock him out, remove 25% of his brain, and awaken him.
"God Bless America!" he shouts defiantly.
They knock him out again, remove another 25% of his brain, leaving only 50%, and awaken him.
"God Bless America!" he shouts defiantly.
They knock him out yet again, remove another 25% of his brain, leaving only 25%, and awaken him.
"God Bless America!" he shouts defiantly.
Amazed, they knock him out one more time and remove the remainder of his brain, leaving him with none, and awaken him.
"God Bless America!" he shouts defiantly.
Shock and awe ensues and the alien doctors don't know what to do next, until one of the interns suggest they try methodically removing other parts to see what happens.
After some discussion it's agreed that they continue by removing his testicles.
As they awaken him he shouts defiantly, "Vive le France!"
(We just don’t get tired of these French jokes …… )
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