Time off

Two factory workers, a man and a blonde woman, were talking.

"I know how to get some time off from work." said the man.

"How do you think you’ll do that?" said the blonde.

He proceeded to show her. He climbed up to the rafters, and hung upside down.

The boss walked in, saw the worker hanging from the ceiling, and asked him what on earth he was doing?

With a straight face the man answered, "I'm a light bulb."

"I think you need some time off," said the boss.

So, the man jumped down and walked out of the factory.

The blonde began walking out too and boss asked her where she thought she was going.

"Home," she said, "I can't work in the dark."