April 20, 2009

Help From the Wizard

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.

The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you."

Without a moment's hesitation the old man said, "I now pronounce you man and wife."

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