In honor of the 44th President, Baskin-Robbins has issued a new flavor:
"Barocky Road"
Barocky Road is a blend of half Vanilla, half Chocolate, surrounded by Nuts and Flakes.
The Vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient.
The Nuts and Flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow.
The cost is $100 per scoop. When purchased, Barocky Road will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but then the ice cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you. You are left with an empty wallet, no change, an empty cone, and no hope of getting any Ice Cream.
Aren't you feeling stimulated?
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