An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The woman at the ticket window asked, "Sir, what's that on your shoulder?"
The old farmer said, "That's my pet rooster Chucky. Wherever I go, Chuck goes."
"I am sorry sir," said the ticket agent. "We can't allow animals in the theater."
The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed the bird down his overalls. He returned to the booth, bought a ticket and entered the theater and sat down next to two old widows named Mildred andMarge.
The movie started and the rooster began to squirm. The old farmer unbuttoned his fly so Chucky could stick his head out and watch themovie.
"Marge," whispered Mildred. "I think the guy next to me is a pervert."
"What makes you think so?" asked Marge.
"He undid his pants and he has his thing out," whispered Mildred.
"Well, don't worry about it," said Marge. "Hell, at our age we've seen'em all."
"I thought so too," said Mildred, "but this one's eatin' my popcorn!"
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