February 08, 2013

Just Wondering ...


Two old guys were sitting in the park, feeding the birds and chatting.

The first one said, “Ya know … when I was 25 and got an erection I couldn’t bend it with both hands.

When I was 50, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried real hard.

By the time I was 60, I could bend it about 20 degrees … no problem.

I’m gonna be 75 next week and I can bend it in half with one hand.”

“So what’s your problem,” the second old timer asked.

The first old guy tossed another handful of birdseed and replied, “Well. I’m just wondering how much stronger am I going to get.”

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