What a Man ...

A former Sergeant, having served his time with the Marine Corps, took a new job as a school teacher.  However, just before the school year started, he injured his back.   He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body.   Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt, and wasn't even noticeable.

On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to some of the toughest students in the school.  The smart mouthed punks, having already made the previous teacher quit heard the new teacher was a former Marine.   They were leery of him and decided to see how tough he was, before trying any new pranks on him.

Walking confidently into a very rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk.  When a strong breeze made his tie flap and twist up, he picked up a stapler and promptly stapled the tie to his chest.

There was dead silence.