Two Simple Truths ...

#1 Partners help each other undress before sex.
However, after sex they always dress alone.

The moral:  In life no one helps you once you’ve been screwed.

 
#2
When I woman is pregnant, her friends will pat her tummy and say, “Congrats.”  But none of them come up, pat the man’s penis and say, “Good Job.”

The moral:  Hard Work is seldom appreciated.