How the Fight Ended ...

Walking into the bar, Sean said to Michael the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one.  I just had another fight with the little woman."

"Oh yeah?" said Michael, "And how did this one end?"

"When it was over," Sean replied, "She came to me on her hands and knees.

"Really," said Michael, "Now that's a switch!  What did she say?"

She said, "Come out from under the bed, you little chicken.”