Taste Sweet?

The other day I went over to a nearby CVS Pharmacy.  I went straight back to the back of the store to where the Pharmacists' Counter is located and took out my little brown bottle along with a teaspoon and laid them both onto the  counter.

The Pharmacist came over smiled and asked if he could help me.

I said, "Yes!  Could you please taste this for me?"

Being a senior citizen, I guess the Pharmacist just went along with me and picked up the spoon and put a tiny bit of the liquid on his tongue and swilled it around.  Then with a stomach-churning look on his face he spit it out on the floor and began coughing.

When he finally was finished, I looked him right in the eye asked, "Now, does that taste sweet to you?"

The pharmacists, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyes yelled, "HELL NO!"

So I said, "Oh thank God!  That's a real relief!  My Doctor told me to get my urine checked for Sugar!"

“Well, I can never go back to that CVS, but I really don't care though, because; they aren't very friendly anyway!”