November 25, 2017

Getting the Family Together





Two women were talking on the phone as they were each in their own kitchen preparing for the family’s Thanksgiving dinner. 

The first woman told the other that she loved having the family get together at Thanksgiving, but there seemed to always be a big argument over politics or religion. “I just hate it,” the first woman said. “Do you have those kinds of problems?”

“Not this year,” answered the second woman. “I have a plan to avoid the arguments. This year I’m stuffing the turkey with Prozac.”





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