An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and
asked the pharmacist for the little blue Viagra pill.
The pharmacist asked, “How many do you want?”
The old fellow replied, “Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I
cut each one into four pieces.”
The pharmacist told him, “That's too small a
dose. That won't even get you through intimacy.”
The old gentleman leaned forward and whispered, “Oh, I'm
past eighty years old and I don't even think about intimacy anymore. I just want
it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my new golf shoes.”
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