According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, both
male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year. Male reindeer drop their antlers at the
beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer
retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition
depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them from Rudolph to Blitzen,
had to be a girl.
Guess we should've known. ONLY women would be able to
drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and
not get lost.
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