A judge was
interviewing a blonde haired woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked,
"What are the grounds for your divorce?"
She replied,
"About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property
with a stream running by."
"No,"
he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
"It is made
of concrete, brick, and mortar," she responded.
"I
mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?"
"I have an
aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents."
He said, "Do
you have a real grudge?"
"No,"
she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed
one."
"Please,"
he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
"Yes, both
my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but
the answer to your question is yes."
"Ma'am, does
your husband ever beat you up?"
"Yes,"
she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do."
Finally, in
frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?"
"Oh, I don't
want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce. My
husband does. He said he can't communicate with me!
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