Jack, a
handsome man, walked into a sports bar at 9:58 pm. He sat down at the bar
next to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and stared up at the TV as the 10 o'clock news
came on.
The news
crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building, preparing to
jump.
Alexandria looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Jack said, "You know what, I bet he will."
Alexandria replied,
"Well, I bet he won't."
Jack placed $30 on the bar and said,
"You're on!”
Just as she
placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building,
falling to his death.
Alexandria was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying,
"Fair's fair... Here's your money."
Jack replied, "I can't take
your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
Alexandria
replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again." Jack took
the money. AOC went back to work in the U.S. Congress.
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