A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to
Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the husband, “You can have her buried
here in the Holy Land for $150 or we can have her shipped back home for
$5,000.”
The husband thought about it and told the undertaker he would have her shipped back home.
The undertaker asked him, “Why would you spend $5,000 to have her shipped back home when you can have a beautiful burial here, and it would only cost $150?”
The husband replied, “Long ago, a man died here, was
buried here, and three days later, rose from the dead. I just don’t want to
take that chance.”
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