The teacher said, "Class, today's assignment is to spell and use the word 'DOUGH' in a sentence."
Teacher says "Jane, you go first.”
Jane stands and says, “Dough, D O U G H. Italians make pizza with dough.”
“Very good, Jane. Now let's hear from Mary,” says the teacher.
Mary stands and says, “Dough, D O U G H. My brother makes things with play dough.”
“Very good, Mary,” says the teacher as she sees Johnny waving his hand. "Yes, Johnny, do you have something constructive to add?”
Without standing Johnny says, “My mom says my dad doesn't make enough money and that he's bloody hopeless in bed, so she uses a dill dough!”
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