An extremely modest man was in the
hospital for a series of tests. The last of which had left his bodily
systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the
bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He
suddenly filled
his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain
rational.
In a complete loss of composure, he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bedsheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him.
He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard (barely containing his laughter), who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"
The drunk, still staring down, replied, "I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost."
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