Words Women Use

This is educational material for MEN

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an
argument when they are right and you need to shut
up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this
means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five
minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the
house.

(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm.
This means something, and you should be on your
toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end
in fine. ?

(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't
Do It! ? ?

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a
non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A
loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here
and arguing with you about nothing. ? (Refer back to
# 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous
statements a women can make to a man. That's okay
means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not
question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want
to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she
says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she
is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're
welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever.')

(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of saying Damn YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another
dangerous statement, meaning this is something that
a woman has told a man to do several times, but is
now doing it herself. This will later result in a
man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response
refer to # 3.