A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his constant infidelity, when suddenly the woman reached over and sliced the man’s wiener off. Angrily, she tossed it out the car window.
Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter. The little girl was chatting away at her father when all of a sudden, the severed penis smacked their car windshield, stuck for a moment before it flew off.
Surprised, the daughter asked her father, “Daddy, what the heck was that?”
Shocked but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replied, “It… It was only a bug, honey.”
The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a moment, said, “Sure had a big dick, didn’t it?”
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