September 29, 2021

Thoughts on Getting Older

 It's weird being the same age as old people.

When I was a kid I wanted to be older... this is not what I expected.

Life is like a helicopter.  I don't know how to operate a helicopter either.

It's probably my age that tricks people into thinking I'm an adult.

I see people about my age mountain climbing. I feel good getting my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Never sing in the shower! Singing leads to dancing, dancing leads to slipping, and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked.  So remember... don't sing!


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