A lawyer says to the wealthy Senator from Illinois, “I
have some good news, and I have some bad news.”
The Senator replies, “I’ve had an awful day, let’s hear the good news first.”
The lawyer says, “Well, your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures this week that she feels are worth a minimum of $2 to 3 million dollars.”
The Senator replies enthusiastically, “Well done. That’s very good news indeed! You’ve made my day. Now, what’s the bad news?”
The lawyer answers, “The pictures are of you with your secretary.”
The Senator replies, “I’ve had an awful day, let’s hear the good news first.”
The lawyer says, “Well, your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures this week that she feels are worth a minimum of $2 to 3 million dollars.”
The Senator replies enthusiastically, “Well done. That’s very good news indeed! You’ve made my day. Now, what’s the bad news?”
The lawyer answers, “The pictures are of you with your secretary.”
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