April 30, 2019

I'll just sit on the porch...





John's wife likes to sing. She decided to join the church choir.

From time to time she would practice while she was in the kitchen preparing dinner. Whenever she would start on a song, John would head outside to the porch.

His wife, with hurt feelings, said, "What's the matter, John?  Don't you like my singing?"

“Certainly I do, Honey,” John replied, "I love your singing, but when you practice I just want to make sure the neighbors know I'm not beating you."




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