“I've got a question, Mom,” said the 10-year old boy.
“The guys at school are using words I don't understand.”
“What words, dear?” the mother asked.
“Pussy and bitch.”
Mom inhaled sharply but then said, “Oh, that's easy. A
pussy is a cat, like our Snowflake. A bitch is a female dog, like our Greta.”
“Thanks, Mom,” he said and then headed out to the garage
to find his father.
“Dad, the guys at school, are using words I don't
understand.”
“What words, son?” asked the curious Father.
“Pussy and bitch. I asked Mom, but I don't think she told
me the right meaning.”
Dad said, “Son, never ask your mother about these kinds
of things. Ask me instead.”
After checking to see that his wife was not within sight,
he said to his son, “Let me explain it like this.” He pulled an old
Playboy magazine from his workbench drawer, turned to the centerfold, drew a
circle around the pubic area and said, “Son, everything inside the circle is
pussy.”
“Okay, Dad. Then what's a bitch?”
Dad replied, “Everything outside the circle!”
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