Dear Employees,
As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that
Joe Biden is our President and that our taxes and government fees will
increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices
would have to increase by about 10%. But, since
we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the
economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead.
This situation has really bothered me since I believe we are family here
and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go. So, this is what I
did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Biden-Harris'
bumper stickers on our employees' cars and
have decided these folks will be the ones to let go.
I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change and now they’re going to get it.
I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.
CEO
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