A woman was trying to think of a way to get a new home for her dog. She was moving and couldn’t take the dog with her. Her problem was that while she loved her pet, he was, to say the least, a most unattractive animal. After a lot of thought, she came up with a winning idea.
Here is her ad:
Dog For Sale. Free to good home. Excellent guard dog.
Owner cannot afford to feed Jethro anymore, as there are no more drug
pushers, thieves, murderers or molesters left in Hood for him to
eat. Most of them knew Jethro only by his Chinese street
name, Ho Lee Schitt.
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