June 14, 2008

Conversion

A goy (non Jewish person) goes to see the Rabbi and says that he would like to convert to Judaism.

Rabbi: Well, being a Jew means a lot more than just converting. You would need to make a lot of sacrifices, such as observing the Sabbathas as well as our dietary laws.

Goy: I've seen the light, and I'm prepared for any sacrifices.

Rabbi: Well, there's more to it than that. You would have to pass a test.

Goy: I've been studying the Talmud for two years now, so I'm sure I could pass any test.

Rabbi: Well, there's also a fee. You would have to pay $500.

Goy: 500 dollars? THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS! I'll give you 15 dollars!

Rabbi: You passed the test.

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