June 28, 2008

A Few Questions

Hillary Clinton was invited to a primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers question time.

One littleboy puts up his hand.

Mrs Clinton asks him what his name is. "Kenneth," he told her.

"And what is your question, Kenneth?" asks Hillary.

"I have three questions: First - whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid to develop during your husbands 8 years in the office as President? Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? And, Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?"

Just then the bell rings for recess.

Hillary Clinton informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume Hillary says, "Okay where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"

A little boy puts his hand up. Hillary points him out and asks him what his name is.

"Larry," the boy answers.

"And what is your question, Larry?"

"I have five questions: First - whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid to develop during your husband’s 8 years in the office as President? Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House? Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? Fifth - what happened to Kenneth?"

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