Three men are sitting and talking about the last birthday present they bought for their wives.
The first one says, "I bought my wife something that goes from 0 to 100 in 6 seconds!"
The other two ask him what he got her.
"I got her a Porsche. And she's never been happier in her life."
The next guy says, "I know what you mean. I bought MY wife something that goes from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds! - and she's on cloud nine!"
"That could only be a Ferrari," the other two say.
"What did you give your wife for her birthday?" they ask the third.
"Now, I don't want to brag, but I bought my wife something that goes from 0 to 200 in 2 seconds!"
"No way," say the other two, "That's way faster than the Ferrari, and the Ferrari's the fastest thing there is!"
"Nope" the third man says, “I got my wife something faster. But the funny thing is, she's really not all that happy about the fact that it goes from zero to 200 in 2 seconds."
"Wow," one of the men said, "That's hard to believe. Just what in the Hell is it?"
The third fellow smiles and says, “I got her a new bathroom scale.”
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