He Had Two?

Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Darryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together.

Darryl arrived first and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, he said, "Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over."

The mortician rolled him over, and Darryl said, "Nope, ain't Bubba."

The mortician thought this was rather strange.

Then he brought the other friend in to identify the body.

Gomer lookedat the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty burnt up. Roll him over."

Again the mortician rolled the body over and Gomer said, "No. It ain'tBubba."

Confused, the mortician asked, "How can you tell?"

"Well,” Gomer told him, “Bubba had two assholes."

"What? He had two assholes?" asked the mortician.

“Yup, I've never seen 'em, but everyone knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, "Here comes Bubba with them two assholes."