October 05, 2008

Gay Lovers

Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.

The first gay man said, "My Paul loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky."

The second gay man said, "My Hank was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake."

The third gay man said, "My Joel was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time."

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