Bobby was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife, Ann Marie, to the hardware store.
At the hardware store, Ann Marie saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Joey, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer. When Joey was finished, Ann Marie asked how much for the teapot.
Joey replied, "That's silver and the price is $100."
"My goodness that sure is a lotta money!" Ann Marie exclaimed. Then she described the hinge that Bobby had sent her to buy and Joey went to the back room to find it.
From the back room Joey yelled, "Ann Marie, you wanna screw for that hinge?"
Ann Marie replied, "No, but I will for the teapot."
Moral: You should never send a woman to a hardware store.
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