A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem.
After some thought the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself."
After his appointment the man went to a store and bought himself a starter pistol. Excited to try the doctor’s suggestion, he ran home to his wife.
At home, he found his wife was in bed, naked and waiting. As the two began, they found themselves in the “69” position.
Within moments he felt the sudden urge to ejaculate so he pulled the starter pistol and fired it.
The next day, he went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?"
The man answered, "Not that well, Doc. When I fired the pistol, my wife shit on my face, bit 3 inches off my pecker and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air."
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