We are told that the following are actual ads taken from a Dublin newspaper ...
Wanted: good woman to sew, cook, dig worms and clean fish. Must have boat with motor. Please include picture of boat.
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Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20-year-old double-jointed supermodel, who owns her own brewery, and has an open-minded twin sister.
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Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by longtime fiancée, seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches.
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