Here's one that dates back to the '04 election ...
George W. Bush and John Kerry somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. Both barbers were even afraid to start a conversation for fear it would turn to politics.
As the barbers finished their shaves the one who had Kerry in his chair reached for the aftershave.
Kerry was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Theresa will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse."
The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you, sir?"
Bush replied, " Go ahead, my wife Laura doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."
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